Si desit stramen, cum digito terge Feramen.
In English. By another.
If you cannot get some Grass,
With your Finger wipe your A--se
And under that, by another.
Such wretched Latin, and such wretched Verse,
Are proper Stremina to clean my A--se.
In a Window at Mount Ephraim, near Tunbridge:
A Dialogue between a Lover and a Poet.
Lov. What is bright Celia like, Dear Poet, say?