To Skin and Bone,
That Flesh and Blood won’t bear it.
Richmond, Yorkshire, on a Window.
If Death doth come as soon as Breath departs;
Then he must often die, who often farts:
And if to die be but to lose one’s Breath;
Then Death’s a Fart, and so a Fart for Death.
The Motto upon a Sign of a Gardiner’s Window, who kept a Publick House in the Road to Cambridge; inserted for the Benefit of bad Spellers.
Heer is good Liker
Ov awl Quinds toby sould,