Put the Amendment through!

Representative Webb’s valentine bore the words, “From a fond heart to a Democratic (?) Congressman,” with the following verse:

Federal aid he votes for rural highways,

And Federal aid for pork each to his need;

And Federal aid for rivers, trees, and harbors,

But Federal aid for women?—No, indeed!

Representative Fitzgerald received:

Your Party’s health is very shaky,

The Western women say,

They scorn a laggard lover