“Ain’t I a friend of Mike Quick’s?”

“So you say.”

“Well, you don’t suppose I’d lie about such a small matter?”

“Some people can’t help lying, no matter how much they try.”

“I ain’t one of that sort.”

“You do look like a good fellow, even if I do say it to your face. By the way, you haven’t told me your name.”

“Dan Dimont.”

“Don’t like it.”

“Why?”

“Sounds too much like the name of a song-and-dance man.”