The Other One)
AS FOLLOWS
| I. | [Vittles] |
| II. | [Music] |
| III. | [Art] |
| IV. | [Sport] |
ILLUSTRATIONS
["I now greatly desire to eat some regular food."]
["Those who in the goodness of their hearts may undertake a search for the sucking pig."]
["Where do you find the percentage of dyspeptics running highest?"]
["She tries to tear all its front teeth out with her bare hands."]
["Ro-hocked in the cra-hadle of the da-heep, I la-hay me down in pe-heace to sa-leep!"]
["Shem undoubtedly sang it when the animals were hungry."]
["And I enjoy it more than words can tell!"]
["We looked in vain for the kind of pictures that mother used to make and father used to buy."]
["The inscrutable smile of a saleslady would make Mona Lisa seem a mere amateur."]
["A person who for reasons best known to the police has not been locked up."]
["Collision between two heavenly bodies or premature explosion of a custard pie."]
["Everything you catch is second-hand."]
["He could beat me climbing, but at panting I had him licked to a whisper."]
["She was not much larger than a soapdish."]
["Think of being laid face downward firmly across a sinewy knee and beaten forty-love with one of those hard catgut rackets!"]