EUROPE REVISED
By Irvin S. Cobb
To My Small Daughter
Who bade me shed a tear at the tomb of Napoleon,
which I was very glad to do, because when I got there
my feet certainly were hurting me.
NOTE
The picture on page 81 purporting to show the undersigned leaping head first into a German feather-bed does the undersigned a cruel injustice. He has a prettier figure than that—oh, oh, much prettier!
The reader is earnestly entreated not to look at the picture on page 81. It is the only blot on the McCutcheon of this book.
Respectfully,
The Author.