| Momentarily the articles that filled my arms and hung on my shoulders and back grew more cumbersome and burdensome | [Frontispiece] |
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| May I ask whether you are going to a fancy dress party somewhere? | [42] |
| Until he loomed almost above my kneeling form | [94] |
| "I," she said, "am Major Jones" | [132] |
| From its depths I extracted the parting gifts bestowed upon me by my Great-Aunt Paulina | [176] |
| "Say coo-coo clearly and distinctly and keep on saying it until I call out 'Enough'" | [234] |
| To be exact, I kissed at her | [268] |