One Third Off

to
HARRY M. STEVENS, Esquire
who in times gone by helped me
put that one third on


CONTENTS

[CHAPTER ONE:]
Extra! Extra! All About the Great Reduction
[CHAPTER TWO:]
Those Romping Elfin Twenties
[CHAPTER THREE:]
Regarding Liver-Eating Watkins and Others
[CHAPTER FOUR:]
I Become the Panting Champion
[CHAPTER FIVE:]
On Acquiring Some Snappy Pores
[CHAPTER SIX:]
More Anon
[CHAPTER SEVEN:]
Office Visits, $10
[CHAPTER EIGHT:]
The Friendly Sons of the Boiled Spinach
[CHAPTER NINE:]
The Fallen Egg
[CHAPTER TEN:]
Wherein Our Hero Falters
[CHAPTER ELEVEN:]
Three Cheers for Lithesome Grace Regained

ILLUSTRATIONS

[I weighed myself and in the box score credited myself with a profound shock]
["64 Broad"]
[To observe Mr. Bryan breakfasting is a sight worth seeing]
["You are now registering the preliminary warnings—"]

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