"Study Mishnayes, or some "Eye of Jacob," or even Perek."
"I can't."
"Recite the Psalms!"
"I haven't time!"
"Pray with devotion!"
"I don't know what the prayers mean!" The teacher looks at him with compassion:
"What are you?" he asks.
"A street porter."
"Well, then, do some service for the scholars."