"Yes, I think it's not too high a percentage of your income to expect from unexpected sources," admitted Manasseh. "I have myself lingered about 'Change Alley or Sampson's Coffee House just when the jobbers have pulled off a special coup, and they have paid me quite a high percentage on their profits."
"And I," boasted Yankelé, stung to noble emulation, "have made two sov'rans in von minute out of Gideon de bullion-broker. He likes to give Schnorrers sov'rans, as if in mistake for shillings, to see vat dey'll do. De fools hurry off, or move slowly avay, as if not noticing, or put it quickly in de pocket. But dose who have visdom tell him he's made a mistake, and he gives dem anoder sov'ran. Honesty is de best policy with Gideon. Den dere is Rabbi de Falk, de Baal Shem—de great Cabbalist. Ven—"
"But," interrupted Manasseh impatiently, "you haven't made out your hundred and fifty a year."
Yankelé's face fell. "Not if you cut out so many items."
"No, but even all inclusive it only comes to a hundred and forty-three pounds nineteen shillings."
"Nonsense!" said Yankelé, staggered. "How can you know so exact?"
"Do you think I cannot do simple addition?" responded Manasseh sternly. "Are not these your ten items?"
| £ | s. | d. | ||
| 1. | Synagogue Pension, with Passover extras | 8 | 0 | 0 |
| 2. | Synagogue-knocking | 10 | 10 | 0 |
| 3. | District Visiting | 65 | 0 | 0 |
| 4. | As Congregation-man and Pyx-bearer | 14 | 0 | 0 |
| 5. | Year-Times | 15 | 0 | 0 |
| 6. | Palm-branch and Trumpet Fees | 6 | 6 | 0 |
| 7. | Purim-presents, &c. | 3 | 3 | 0 |
| 8. | Sale of Clothes | 4 | 10 | 0 |
| 9. | Equivalent of Free Meals | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| 10. | Miscellanea, the unexpected | 10 | 10 | 0 |
| ___________ | ||||
| Total | £143 | 19 | 0 | |
"A child could sum it up," concluded Manasseh severely. Yankelé was subdued to genuine respect and consternation by da Costa's marvellous memory and arithmetical genius. But he rallied immediately. "Of course, I also reckoned on a dowry mid my bride, if only a hundred pounds."
"Well, invested in Consols, that would not bring you four pounds more," replied Manasseh instantly.