He only allows me comic opera once a week. My wife calls him the Bismarck of the baton.
MENDEL [Reverently]
A great conductor!
QUINCY
Would he have a twenty-thousand-dollar job with me if he wasn't? Not that he'd get half that in the open market—only I have to stick it on to keep him for my guests exclusively.
[Looks at watch.]
But he ought to be here, confound him. A conductor should keep time, eh, Miss Revendal?
[He sniggers.]
MENDEL
I'll bring David. Won't you help yourselves to tea?