VERA
I daresay you have some, all the same.
QUINCY
Impossible. Poppy! Are there any Jews in my orchestra?
PAPPELMEISTER [Removing the cup from his mouth and speaking with sepulchral solemnity]
Do you mean are dere any Christians?
QUINCY [In horror]
Gee-rusalem! Perhaps you're a Jew!
PAPPELMEISTER [Gravely]
I haf not de honour. But, if you brefer, I will gut out from my brogrammes all de Chewish composers. Was?