Many a short beauty complains and grows hot;
And to add to her height, on consulting the stars,
Learns from them that by raising the pattens she wears,
She’ll recover the loss felt by low’ring her top.
So much for the mode
Which (however absurd)
Sets all Paris Ladies in motion,
But the men’s heads are still
The same (if they will)
As they were: not the least variation.[[5]]