A pocketful of good cheroots,

And Murray for your faithful friend.

Some French, on which you can depend,

A chosen chum, you can't offend;

Are things to make—with tourist-suits—

A Foreign Tour.

You'll visit "lions" without end;

And all the snowy peaks ascend;

With alpenstocks and hob-nailed boots:

Or ride on mules—the sullen brutes—