My pens are nowhere to be found;

My blue-and-white china is shattered,

My songs have no space to resound;

My hat with pink priming's bespattered,

My Banjo is crushed on the ground!

I dare not complain, notwithstanding—

I'm faint with the fumes of whitelead;

And trip over pails on the landing,

And paint-pots fall down on my head!

When right through my hall I go stumbling—