Though battered am I, like the old Teméraire,

My tow-ers are young and my tow-ers are fair:

The one is Eleven, the other Nineteen,

The merriest maidens that ever were seen.

They pull with a will and they keep the line tight,

Dimpled Dolly in blue and sweet Hetty in white;

And though you may think it is not comme il faut,

'Tis awfully nice to be taken in tow.

I loll on the cushions, I smoke and I dream,

And list to the musical song of the stream;