She has no views on "rights" or vivisection,

Finds politics a nuisance on reflection—

To bores she has a most supreme objection!

Delight she takes in anything that's merry,

She dearly loves a pleasant lunch chez Verrey,

And much prefers dry Pommery to sherry!

She rattles through a picture exhibition,

Then goes to see a circus or magician,

And does a morning concert in addition!

Of theatres, you'll find, she'll ne'er grow weary;