She has no views on "rights" or vivisection,
Finds politics a nuisance on reflection—
To bores she has a most supreme objection!
Delight she takes in anything that's merry,
She dearly loves a pleasant lunch chez Verrey,
And much prefers dry Pommery to sherry!
She rattles through a picture exhibition,
Then goes to see a circus or magician,
And does a morning concert in addition!
Of theatres, you'll find, she'll ne'er grow weary;