And talk like a fool or a prim pedagogue;

To rudest relations I'd sometimes be pleasant—

But can't on account of the Fog!

I'd pay all those calls I so long have neglected,

And highest opinions deservedly earn;

And do proper things such as none e'er expected—

That borrowed umbrella at once I'd return.

I'd browse in a pasture of virtuous clover,

I cannot detail all the long catalogue

Of countless new leaves I would gladly turn over—