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A Wizard, and 'tis there he sells

All sorts of canning beauty spells,

From snow-white skins to blushes:

For pretty girls are scented toys;

Young men can buy pomade Hongroise;

There's hair-dye for the gay old boys,

And ivory-backed brushes.

There beauty's tresses are unfurled,

There blonde moustachios are twirled,