Beside the "Swan" at Streatley!

And when you're here, I'm told that you

Should mount the Hill and see the view;

And gaze and wonder, if you'd do

Its merits most completely:

The air is clear, the day is fine,

The prospect is, I know, divine—

But most distinctly I decline

To climb the Hill at Streatley!

My Doctor, surely he knows best,