And polyglot waiters embitter my sleep!

Ah, me! oft at night how I painfully worry—

And think where on earth I have possibly been?—

O'er towns, half forgotten, I saw in a hurry,

And ghosts of the "lions" I ought to have seen!

And now, when the Club becomes cheerful and crowded,

And men are returning all hearty and brown;

When rooms with the vesper tobacco are clouded—

'Tis doubly delightful to get back to town!

Farewell, O farewell, for dear London is pleasant—