This hopeless, dull, catarrhic lyre—

Who can essay a Song of May?

O,

Plunge deep into nonsense profoundly poetical!

They sing and they shout about sunshine and greenery,

Of beauty and blossom and song-birds and scenery:

I own that my notion of May is a hazy one,

And don't think its weather is good for the Lazy One;

To go out of doors I have not the temerity—

Now May has set in with its usual severity!