I'll play at Lawn-Tennis in spite of the mud!

I laugh as the hailstones come pattering down,

I'm spattered all over from sole unto crown!

In thunder and lightning I'll play all the same—

I won't be debarred from my favourite game!

Though weak-hearted lasses may quiver and quail,

I'll play at Lawn-Tennis in spite of the hail!

In summer 'tis pleasant, but you ought to know

'Tis capital fun in the winter also:

When nets are all frozen and balls can't rebound,