“We want to know why you two have got yours on?”
“I told you we should go in,” said our Captain.
“But I said that we should,” said theirs.
“But I thought you were joking.”
“And I thought you were.”
“But I won the toss.”
“Pardon me, Halliday, but I won the toss.”
“Pardon me, Trentham, but you are quite wrong.”
“My dear Halliday, this is absurd!”
“Well, who called?”