And fill his overloaded brain

With metaphysics' idle strain.

Oh, truly wretched and forlorn

Is every Jewish son that's born;

Miserable is all his life,

Full of toil, and pain, and strife.

Thank Heaven, life is very brief;

And death soon brings a swift relief!

Kalonymos then goes on to say that, had Providence decreed that he should be born a girl, his existence on earth would have been much more pleasant.

Happier, I would surely be,