When they speak against vice in the great;
I’ll cry out that they aim’d at the State;
And the Ministry, King, and the Parliament hate.

Thus I’ll still act the part of a lyar;
Persecution’s blest spirit inspire;
And then “Calmly Address” ’em with faggot and fire.

NICK.

Ay, that’s the right way, I know well:
But how lyes with perfection can dwell,
Is a riddle, dear John, that would puzzle all hell.

JOHN.

Pish, you talk like a doating old elf:
Can’t you see now it brings in the pelf?
And all things are lawful that serve a man’s self.

As serpents we ought to be wise:
Is not self-preservation a prize?
For this did not Abram the righteous tell lyes?

NICK.

I perceive you are subtle, tho’ small:
You have reason, and scripture, and all;
So stilted, you never can finally fall.

JOHN.