THE CORRECT TIP.
The King. “Yessir.”
“Waiter!” roared a third.
The King. “Yessir.”
“Cold beef and pickles, two brandies, and a split.”
The King. “Yessir.”
“Come along, king,” said a fourth, “attend to the comforts of your subjects.”
The King. “Yessir.”
“Two churchwardens and a screw of tobacco.”