And he said she should not go,

For fear it would be slow.

First he began to tease,

Then he began to squeeze,

Until there was a muddle—

Soon afterwards a fuddle.

This realistic effort was received with rounds of applause. The next poetic effort on the procrustean rhymes was by Miss Hayden, as follows:

POEM BY MISS HAYDEN

Oh, why should I give,

Or expect me to live,