There's something wrang wi' ye when ye can sponge aft a girl, even supposin' she's fat. So ye can tak' ma offer or a dashed guid hammerin' when the first chance comes.'
'Dinna be sae free wi' yer hammerin's, ma lord! Remember, it was a draw the last time.'
'I wasna angry, an' I had gloves on.' Willie considered for a moment and decided to compromise.
'I'll burst a bob on her to please ye.'
'Twa—or a hammerin'.'
'But what —— guid is the siller gaun to dae me, if I squander it a' on her? Ye micht as weel fling it in the Clyde. She's no wantin' that sort o' kindness frae me. She prefers a bit cuddle.'
'Did ye cuddle her?' Macgregor asked with an interest indifferently concealed.
'Some o' her. But she's earnin' guid money at the ——'
'I dinna suppose she wud ha'e treated ye excep' she had mair money nor brains.'
'She wud pairt wi' her last farden for ma sake!'