POLICEMAN (Was this the great moment?). I think there’s something uncommon about you.

CINDERELLA (pleased). About me?

POLICEMAN. I suppose she’s sleeping.

CINDERELLA. Not her!

POLICEMAN. What’s she doing?

CINDERELLA. She’s strafing!

POLICEMAN. Who’s she strafing?

CINDERELLA. Very likely you. She misses nobody. You see I’ve put some barb-wire round her box.

POLICEMAN. I see now.