STEVE. ‘And when I found that at my dinner hour you were subject to growing pains I remembered my own youth. Potatoes, madam?’

RICHARDSON, neatly, ‘If quite convenient.’

The kindly young man surveys her for some time in silence while she has various happy adventures.

STEVE. ‘Can I smoke, Richardson?’

RICHARDSON. ‘Of course you can smoke. I have often seen you smoking.’

STEVE, little aware of what an evening the sex is to give him, ‘But have I your permission?’

RICHARDSON. ‘You’re at your tricks again.’

STEVE, severely, ‘Have you forgotten already how I told you a true lady would answer?’

RICHARDSON. ‘I minds, but it makes me that shy.’ She has, however, a try at it. ‘Do smoke, Mr. Rollo, I loves the smell of it.’

Steve lights his pipe; no real villain smokes a pipe.