ERNEST (with dignity). Her cooking has very little to do with it.

TREHERNE. But does she return your affection.

ERNEST (simply). Yes, John, I believe I may say so. I am unworthy of her, but I think I have touched her heart.

TREHERNE (with a sigh). Some people seem to have all the luck. As you know, Catherine won’t look at me.

ERNEST. I’m sorry, John.

TREHERNE. It’s my deserts; I’m a second eleven sort of chap. Well, my heartiest good wishes, Ernest.

ERNEST. Thank you, John. How’s the little black pig to-day?

TREHERNE (departing). He has begun to eat again.

(After a moment’s reflection ERNEST calls to TWEENY.)

ERNEST. Are you very busy, Tweeny?