“Well, then, let's hear one you said.”
Oliver looked appealingly at me. “The following,” I announced, “is one that Oliver said: 'Truly dear comrade, though the perils of these happenings are great, and our privations calculated to break the stoutest heart, yet to be rewarded by such fair sights I would endure still greater trials and still rejoice even as the bird on yonder bough.'”
“That's one I said!” crowed Oliver.
“I shot the bird,” said David instantly.
“What bird?”
“The yonder bird.”
“No, you didn't.”
“Did I not shoot the bird?”
“It was David who shot the bird,” I said, “but it was Oliver who saw by its multi-coloured plumage that it was one of the Psittacidae, an excellent substitute for partridge.”
“You didn't see that,” said Oliver, rather swollen.