DAVID [delighted]. You thing! You’ll find the lords expensive.

MAGGIE. Just a little cheap lord. [JAMES enters importantly.] My dear Lord Cheap, this is kind of you.

[JAMES hopes that MAGGIE’s reason is not unbalanced.]

DAVID [who really ought to have had education]. How de doo, Cheap?

JAMES [bewildered]. Maggie—-

MAGGIE. Yes, do call me Maggie.

ALICK [grinning]. She’s practising her first party, James. The swells are at the door.

JAMES [heavily]. That’s what I came to say. They are at the door.

JOHN. Who?

JAMES. The swells; in their motor. [He gives JOHN three cards.]