No cider, no rum, no lager bier,
Or any such stuff will you see;
But pure cold water, fresh from the pump,
We will have at our apple spree.
Drink as much as you will, good friends and true,
For nothing it costs, you see,
And in these hard times it is best to have
An economical spree.
So a spree we will have, and a jolly one too,
And none the worse shall we be