Tell me, is it only blarney?”
Then in anger, Pat—that’s Patrick—
Proudly answered, “Mike”—that’s Michael—
“Sure you know I’m Pat”—that’s Patrick—
“Sure you know I was in College;
Four long years in F——m College—
Hewing wood and bearing water,
Kindling fires, and chores achieving,
For the great and learned scholars
Of the mighty F——m College.