Tell me, is it only blarney?”

Then in anger, Pat—that’s Patrick—

Proudly answered, “Mike”—that’s Michael—

“Sure you know I’m Pat”—that’s Patrick—

“Sure you know I was in College;

Four long years in F——m College—

Hewing wood and bearing water,

Kindling fires, and chores achieving,

For the great and learned scholars

Of the mighty F——m College.