—Woman wants wit. Man much more.

The calf, the goose, the bee,

The world is ruled by these three.

—Parchment, pens, and wax.

A house full, a yard full,

And ye can't catch a bowl full.

—Smoke.

As I was going o'er London bridge,

I heard something crack;

Not a man in all England

Can mend that!

—Ice.

I had a little sister,

They called her Pretty Peep;

She wades in the waters,

Deep, deep, deep!

She climbs up the mountains,

High, high, high;

My poor little sister,

She has but one eye.

—A star. This charming little riddle is always a great favorite with children.

As I was going o'er yon moor of moss,

I met a man on a gray horse;

He whipp'd and he wail'd,

I ask'd him what he ail'd;

He said he was going to his father's funeral,

Who died seven years before he was born!