When he hears the dullest dunces in the town cry, “Tommyrot!”

And the johnny push abolish it as “Tripe!”

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For at times the breath of Life grows cold, the outlook brown and flat,

And without one touch of colour there at all;

And there’s nothing but a vacancy beneath a rhymer’s hat,

And the pictures all are “turned towards the wall.”

Then he reaches for a bottle of Glen Shicker on the shelf,

As a cobber who may share the strain and stress

With a very seedy poet, who pours piffle out for pelf,

In the columns of the western Sunday Press.