Then the matron stared with a puzzled stare

That changed to a gloomy frown

(I marked her looks were the worse for wear,

And her heels were somewhat down),

And she snapped, “Ah! Kate?

She went out of date

When I married old Pigweed Brown.”

Then I thanked my stars, and left the team,

As I gripped the paw of Fate

And air-planed over the oak-girt stream,