Your torrid temperature is disconcerting;

And, Lord! the frowsy draperies you wear

Might well be made of gunnybags, or shirting;

And one could bet you never learned the rare

And subtle art of scientific flirting—

To set the tune, and lead the boys a dance,

Through many a labyrinth of sweet romance.

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Yet still our own! though scoffers mock and mar;

And at your feet I lay this sapless jingle,

That, if too dry, may moisten at the bar