"She will, unless you tell some of your infernal yarns and connect me with them; and if you do, I'll—I'll——"

"But, Doctor," I said, hastily, "what will the landlady say, when she gets home and sees how things are going?"

"Oh, you cussed idiot!" he screamed. "Do you think she has a string tied to me? What do you s'pose I care for her? Is she any comparison to this young lady?"

"No, I suppose not; but, Doctor, you are fooled in this girl; and I'll bet you didn't tell her about my being married till after supper."

"What makes you think that?"

"Well, I noticed that she kept looking at me all the time we were eating."

"No such a —— thing. I know she was looking at me. I know she was. And another thing I know——"

"Yes," I put in, "and another thing I know."

"What's that?"