That the ship with a shock fell plump on a rock,

Near drowning poor Robinson Crusoe.

Oh! poor, &c.

"Poor soul! none but he escaped on the sea.

Ah, Fate! Fate! how could you do so?

'Till at length he was thrown on an island unknown,

Which received poor Robinson Crusoe."

"Here, gentlemen, I beg you to take notice that we are now, in all probability, on the very spot. I have the strongest reasons for supposing that the castle of our excellent host, in which we are at this moment enjoying the flow of soul and the feast of reason, is built upon the identical site occupied in former times by the castle of the remarkable adventurer in whose honor this song was composed. But to proceed—

"Tinky ting tang, tinky ting tang,

Oh! poor Robinson Crusoe.