“That's right slick THERE!” he exclaimed.
“Lord Tulliwuddle has made a very happy selection in his ambassador,” said Eleanor, with equal cordiality. “People who are afraid to come to facts tire me. No doubt you will think it strange and forward of me to talk in this spirit, Count, but if you'd had to go through the worry of being an American heiress in a European state you would sympathize. Why, I'm hardly ever left in peace for twenty-four hours—am I, Ri?”
“That is so,” quoth Ri.
“What would you guess my age to be, Count Bunker?”
“Twenty-one,” suggested Bunker, subtracting two or three years on general principles.
“Well, you're nearer it than most people. Nineteen on my last birthday, Count!”
The Count murmured his surprise and pleasure, and Ri again declared, “That is so.”
“And it isn't the American climate that ages one, but the terrible persecutions of the British aristocracy! I can be as romantic as any girl, Count Bunker; why, Ri, you remember poor Abe Sellar and the stolen shoe-lace?”
“Guess I do!” said Ri.
“That was a romance if ever there was one! But I tell you, Count, sentiment gets rubbed off pretty quick when you come to a bankrupt Marquis writing three ill-spelled sheets to assure me of the disinterested affection inspired by my photograph, or a divorced Duke offering to read Tennyson to me if I'll hire a punt!”