“Vary goot, Bonker! Ha, ha! Vary goot!”
Meanwhile Bunker, without further delay, was pushing his way through a tangle of shrubbery till in a moment he spied the boat moored beneath the leafy bank, and although it was a capacious craft he observed that its two occupants were both crowded into one end.
“I am sent to escort you back to dinner,” he said blandly.
“Tell zem ve shall be back in three minutes,” replied the Baron, making a prodigious show of preparation for coming ashore.
“I am sorry to say that my orders were strictly to escort, not to herald you,” said the Count apologetically.
Fortifying himself against unpopularity by the consciousness that he was doing his duty, this well-principled, even if spurious, nobleman paced back towards the house with the lady between him and the indignant Baron.
“Well, Tulliwuddle,” he discoursed, in as friendly a tone as ever, “I left your cards with our American neighbors.”
“So?” muttered the Baron stolidly.
“They received me with open arms, and I have taken the liberty of accepting on behalf of Mr., Mrs., and Miss Gallosh, and of our two selves, a very cordial invitation to lunch with them to-morrow.”
“Impossible!” cried the Baron gruffly.