It is strictly unprofessional for a wolf to pay a girl, ever. Anyone can pay.

Married wolves are debarred if they lie and say they're single or pull the old one about being misunderstood. Naturally, the town's top lupos are married.


WISDOM OF A WHITE WAY WOLF:

"Woman is like your shadow. Follow it, it flies you. Fly, it will pursue you!"—Ben Jonson.


When your doll starts showing an interest in another, don't agree with her appraisal of him. If you make it too easy for her to leave you for another, she won't—and you're stuck with her.


Fastest way to a doll's heart is not through protestations of love and undying affection. Keep her laughing, bud. That's the block buster.