Dames too ample in certain regions should not wear tight skirts for dancing. (Watch the next one and see what we mean.)


When a lady stops to chat at a table where men are present, she should ask the men to keep their chairs or she should sit down, so the guys won't be kept standing while she gabbles. If she does neither, she's no lady, and no man need then bother.


When a lunkhead and his twist spat in a night club, it's etiquette for him to dash after her and slip her cab fare.


Dolls who must cross their pins at ringside tables should be sure they have nice ones.


When the emcee announces that the chorines will go through the room to collect for the Red Cross, don't suddenly decide to phone.