You do it excellently. Even I would be almost deceived, I assure you, Captain Eppingwell.
SITKA CHARLEY
Me Captain Eppingwell?
MRS. McFEE
Of course you are. I knew you at once.
SITKA CHARLEY
Mrs. Eppingwell my squaw?
MRS. MCFEE
Yes, and Mrs. Eppingwell is your wife. Now tell me who that woman was.