No wreathed garland decks the festive door,

No savoury odour creeps into the nostrils

Since ’tis a birth-feast? Custom, sooth, requires

Slices of rich cheese from the Chersonese,

Toasted and hissing; cabbage too in oil,

Fried brown and crisp, with smothered breast of lamb.

Chaffinches, turtle-doves, and good fat thrushes

Should now be feathered; rows of merry guests

Pick clean the bones of cuttle-fish together,

Gnaw the delicious feet of polypi,