Vain without talent, without merit proud;

By all who see her, still a fool allow'd;

Without all love, with but the show of truth,

She stares and simpers at the scornful youth;

Or ambling loosely on the village street,

While strangers sneer upon the fool they meet:

She lives and moves the true epitome

And climax of all d——mn'd Hypocrisy.

Here I enshrine her, where all time shall see

Her name preserv'd in deathless infamy.