Nor hate I less thy vile Cathedral, Paul!

The choir's too big, the cupola's too small:

Substantial walls and heavy roofs I like,

'Tis Vanbrug's structures that my fancy strike:

Such noble ruins ev'ry pile wou'd make,

I wish they'd tumble for the prospect's sake.

To lofty Chelsea or to Greenwich Dome,

Soldiers and sailors all are welcom'd home.

Her poor to palaces Britannia brings,

St. James's hospital may serve for kings.